Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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