HIV tests are more positive than that guy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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