im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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