i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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