he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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