what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
