You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
