here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
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Redneck Midgets, only in So. Ill.
STFU everyone knows midgets were made up to keep whitey down
Bar was PinOak attached to the motel that sells rooms by the hour... Classy. Just between Carbondale and Carterville...and yes, it was real.
I know a midget, or little person or whatever they want to be called, that lives in Carbondale. So I can believe it.
it's "little people". rude..
it would make my life to see a midget running away from people trying to steal his gold or charms
uh, it could happen ANYWHERE, dipstick
oh sourthern illinois...im sure close to carbondale!
Oh southern illinois...sometimes you are extremely entertaining. And I heart PKs!
People who aren't funny, clever, or interesting always think these are fake. They can't fathom being any of those things in a text.
What about Amish midgets dressed as clowns?
Amish midgets wouldn't be dressed as clowns.
It's against their religion.
This SO could have happened anywhere, moron.
Ummm...it could be close to Freeburg...their mascot is The Mighty Midget after all...
this is actually quite hilarious
Fairy tale? This is every night of some peoples' lives.... Just sayin.....
my school mascot is the mighty midget
you weren't in freeburg were you?
i was thinking PK's... i would never step foot in that place again. or this pinoak one. nasty
I would guess Carbondale..but it could happen anywhere in Southern Illinois
Yep, that sounds lik C'dale. I should go back and vist sometime.
Wow, I hope he turned around and talked to her. She sounds awesome.
I fucking HATE midgets. And the Amish. And clowns.
Love Carbondale & the townies!!! could of also been PK's
Midgets are not fake. I have seen them!!!!
once saw a midget running thru the streets in his boxers saying, "they are after my lucky charms"
this shit happens!
Ok, i am high from hash right now, and this is the best fairy tale i'v ever heard!!!
This SO could have happened in Carbondale.
Woo Southern!!! Tres Hombres is where its at!!!
haha has to be carbondale.
PINOAK! Of course it was there haha.
could have been the corner tavern in murphy...but highly doubt they let midgets in there.
haha heck yeah it probably DID happen in my town
Gotta love the Mighty Fighting Midgets. best mascot EVER.
Unbelievable. Three Freeburg high references in one thread. Makes me proud to have gone there.
I thought 618 was only Belleville?
haha YES so Ill... If it didnt happen in Clinton County, It happens by Carbondale
Ya i go to SIU and if you get out of the campus at all carbondale really is the south. fucking redneck as hell. and i do see a number of midgets...lol so i definitely believe this one.
I got a feelings this has got to be PKs or the cellar!!