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  • 58 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:18pm

    Redneck Midgets, only in So. Ill.

  • 60 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:12am

    People who aren't funny, clever, or interesting always think these are fake. They can't fathom being any of those things in a text.

  • 58 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:52am

    What about Amish midgets dressed as clowns?

  • 55 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:20am

    oh sourthern illinois...im sure close to carbondale!

  • 48 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:01am

    haha heck yeah it probably DID happen in my town Gotta love the Mighty Fighting Midgets. best mascot EVER.

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:43pm

    Ummm...it could be close to Freeburg...their mascot is The Mighty Midget after all...

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:18pm

    Love Carbondale & the townies!!! could of also been PK's

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:42am

    Midgets are not fake. I have seen them!!!!

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:53am

    STFU everyone knows midgets were made up to keep whitey down

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:46am

    This SO could have happened anywhere, moron.

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:18pm

    uh, it could happen ANYWHERE, dipstick

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:25pm

    I know a midget, or little person or whatever they want to be called, that lives in Carbondale. So I can believe it.

  • 47 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:16pm

    I would guess Carbondale..but it could happen anywhere in Southern Illinois

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:00am

    Fairy tale? This is every night of some peoples' lives.... Just sayin.....

  • 47 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 3:19pm

    Unbelievable. Three Freeburg high references in one thread. Makes me proud to have gone there.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:15am

    Bar was PinOak attached to the motel that sells rooms by the hour... Classy. Just between Carbondale and Carterville...and yes, it was real.

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:05am

    it's "little people". rude..

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:02pm

    it would make my life to see a midget running away from people trying to steal his gold or charms

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:55am

    my school mascot is the mighty midget you weren't in freeburg were you? hahaha

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:04pm

    Woo Southern!!! Tres Hombres is where its at!!!

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:40pm

    Amish midgets wouldn't be dressed as clowns. It's against their religion.

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:09am

    fake? wtf. this is actually quite hilarious

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:02am

    haha YES so Ill... If it didnt happen in Clinton County, It happens by Carbondale

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:32am

    Wow, I hope he turned around and talked to her. She sounds awesome.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:49am

    Ok, i am high from hash right now, and this is the best fairy tale i'v ever heard!!!

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:40am

    could have been the corner tavern in murphy...but highly doubt they let midgets in there.

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:21pm

    i was thinking PK's... i would never step foot in that place again. or this pinoak one. nasty

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:08pm

    Yep, that sounds lik C'dale. I should go back and vist sometime.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:43am

    This SO could have happened in Carbondale.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:20am

    once saw a midget running thru the streets in his boxers saying, "they are after my lucky charms" this shit happens!

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:50am

    I fucking HATE midgets. And the Amish. And clowns.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:02pm

    Ya i go to SIU and if you get out of the campus at all carbondale really is the south. fucking redneck as hell. and i do see a number of midgets...lol so i definitely believe this one.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:47pm

    Oh southern illinois...sometimes you are extremely entertaining. And I heart PKs!

  • 34 41
    Submitted by aussiesylvester on Oct 8, 10 at 10:42am

    I thought 618 was only Belleville?

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:57pm

    PINOAK! Of course it was there haha.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:40pm

    haha has to be carbondale.

  • 28 60
    Submitted by bcannon88 on Sep 5, 10 at 7:23pm

    I got a feelings this has got to be PKs or the cellar!!