The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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