She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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