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  • 3:32 - That's messed up. Seriously, why do it at ALL (special occasion or not?) if it's hurting you? Unless you're a masochist, but it doesn't sound like that's the case. Allowing yourself to be hurt so that your lover can experience cheap sexual pleasure is not love, whatever he may be telling you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Anyone that says "a man that wants anal sex from a woman is a homosexual" must not like using their brain very much. It is 100 times easier to get a guy to have sex with you. If he really way a homosexual why the hell would he go through all the trials and troubles it takes to fuck a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:43am
  • 3:32 - a wedding is a special occassion. Also, you're doing it wrong if it hurts. Anal can be enjoyable if done right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Guys have prostates. If they want anal, they need to be able to take a good, hard pegging first. Man up boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:51pm
  • I love cock in my ass -cm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:10pm
  • since always...am I first? -cm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:08pm
  • @ 4;37: when was the last time you saw your balls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Anonymous is legion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Always. Get used to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:51pm
  • since those anal obsessed tfln guys were let out of prison.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:44pm
  • ummmm..I need a date to a wedding...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:10pm
  • The guys that like anal are latent homosexuals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:36pm
  • not doing it is the right way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:57pm
  • 10:59 Uh, you want to back any of that up with facts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Bend over and take his fat sausage in the buns, bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:53pm
  • 3.32, you're doing it wrong then :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:47pm
  • @3:57 So how many weddings have you taken it up the ass after?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Since when is a guy obligated to take you to a wedding in order to get anal? 10:59 - Just because it always hurts for you, doesn't mean it always hurts for everyone. Usually, it hurts when the person is not relaxed. And I'm guessing you haven't been relaxed since Parker Lewis Can't Lose was cancelled. Also, how is it degrading if the girl requests it? More importantly, why am I trying to talk sense into someone so ignorant?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:19am
  • I'm pretty sure it's the 12th amendment to the constitution. Or maybe the 16th.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:32am
  • Wanna go to a wedding with me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:03pm
  • I love how everyone argues over this site. It's awesome. Anal rocks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:28am
  • Women are angels and should be treated as such! I am a guy and should never be forced or guilted into doing anything they don't want to do, and of course 'vice versa.'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:43am
  • a girl's ass exists only for a guy to put a dick in it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:24pm
  • When you are the bride!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:04am
  • just like a warm wet-wipe. Only problem is they have a tendency to want to talk after taking on the cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:53pm
  • That is sweet 12:43, you'll do well in prison

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:07am
  • it's obvious that 1:51 and 1:24 have both never even seen a vagina in their life...nor used a woman as a "cum receptacles" that you could dispose of. it's cute that you can have a sense of humor about it, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:44am
  • @ 2:20 - you sound very cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:45pm
  • 11.06 u must be a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:44pm
  • 2003.

    Submitted by notclevernow on Jun 13, 11 at 9:25pm
  • how is there a right way to do anal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:54pm
  • a) when you're the bride b) when you're another guy c) if you agreed to it d) if you're hot e) if you're ugly f) anything else, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:23pm
  • 4:37 here.. sorry I lose my sense of humor when your "humor" turns to the degradation of women. Mostly the site is very funny. Carry on immature pricks...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:45pm
  • I'm with 4:37, and I'm also a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Since the beginning of time... Just don't go ass to mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Interesting fact there 9:28 thank you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:58pm
  • He takes you along you better spread your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Haha gotta love Buffalo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Why do guys like anal so much? I hope you all end up with shit on your fucking dicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Ouch, anal should be for special occasions only, it fricking hurts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:32pm
  • BUFFALOVE<3 we get it done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:01pm
  • HIV ass fucking homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:33pm
  • wait!? Since when are you not entitled to anal with the girl you bring to a wedding

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:44pm
  • If you do it right it doesn't hurt and yes there is a right way and yes I am a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Hahahahahahaha 12:59 ftw!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:13am
  • Ass is always required. Naj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:32pm
  • why am i absolutely not surprised that this came from the 716.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:10pm
  • tell him you will do it if they will let you do it to them first with a broom stick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Thanks 10:01... that is a strange VA definition...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:04pm
  • 6:51 yeah we have prostates and supposedly that feels good I guess I don't fucking know....but you have a vagina and it runs the vaginal wall creating pleasure...proven fact

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:48pm
  • 4:37 - go to wal mart. buy a sense of humor. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:40pm
  • I SAW PEOPLE FROM THIS WEDDING AT THE PUB IN JAMESTOWN LAST NIGHT. winwin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:04pm
  • 1:51, this is 1:24, i am truly sorry, you are very right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:41am
  • 10:59 is a man hating lesbo. Anal hurts. I'm sure she says that jizz tastes bad. She probably bloats during her period and is sensitive "down there" and won't let a dick get close.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:07am
  • BUFFFFFFFALO. WE DO IT BIG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:43pm
  • if you aren't married...you are desperate. Desperate bicthes ask to take it up the ass to make themselves think the guy likes them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:25pm
  • 9:48 The prostate stimulation is a proven fact too. Bend over and be a man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Where there's a hole there's a goal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:35am
  • When u go with another guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:31pm
  • pieaces? nice work 1:24. good luck getting one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:29pm
  • 12:43, from your statement one can infer that your hobbies include playing the skin flute, long walks on the beach, watching the movie Bruno in a mans strong arms, and getting anally rammed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:59am
  • First of all, anal is disgusting and yah, it fucking hurts. None of this, "not if it's done right" bullshit...and it is VERY degrading. Also, to all those girls saying you like it there...good luck when your ass is in adult diapers because you keep shitting your pants due to the fact your asshole isn't as tight as it should be. I'm sorry your vag isn't tight enough to keep your guys satisfied.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Shit I wish my girl wanted that when we went to a wedding!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:31pm
  • I think since the movie Wedding Crashers came out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Just like your mother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:40am
  • Thank you 1:13. Someone had to say it to that flamer and I'm glad I was able to. Tonight he will probably be crying while fingering his anus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:21am
  • 7:14 time and lube lots of lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:29pm
  • I need to go to some weddings!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:26pm
  • 1059 will you take a dick in your mouth? That will shut you up at least!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:08am
  • 10:59  LMFAO! Genius! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:09pm
  • this shit is so fucking fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:50pm
  • women are NOT useless. They make wonderful disposable cum receptacles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:51pm
  • You idiots. It's a Buffalo tradition to fuck your wedding date up the ass. It's EXPECTED.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Lol, 9:07 you must have lots of experience with closeted lesbians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:22am
  • Right on 4:37! All guys that want anal are just homos that can't get another guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:47pm
  • ahhh i love anal so much. Big cock forcing in and out of my tight ass UHHHHH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Being invited to a wedding automatically means you are getting drunk with him and sex is required, thats the standard. Anal may be greedy but should be obliged anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Try anal eze or baby teething gel. It cums in cherry flavor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:51am
  • Can you take me to a wedding????? ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:58pm
  • you are a fucking homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:32pm
  • Hahaha women are useless pieaces of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:24am
  • Since when is it not?

    Submitted by M8ster on Jun 8, 12 at 11:49pm
  • Since forever fucking what ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:26pm
  • This is a longstanding rule.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:48pm
  • you're a latent homosexual

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:01pm