Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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