David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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