If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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Or should I say poke county.
8:40; They said Perez Hilton, not Paris Hilton. So what the hell are you talking about?
too bad the candle wouldnt stay lit. u would just choke. fun...
-Supergirl. fuck anonymity
That is something that no ammount of self inflicted pain can make you un-see it...
Def not enough. Try gashing your eyes out
And why the hell would thinking of him naked make you want to stick something down your throat!!?? Suck dick much???
Why would u think about him naked anyways?
I would have a pretzel
why? She's kind of still young. She's thin with fake boobs so there wouldn't be a lot of saggy flesh or cellulite. She's a celeb and probably has a personaly trainer to keep her ass tight and stomach flat. She's a skank that I would touch with my worst enemy's dick, but seeing her naked would be just fine with me
8:40 fails at life -- And OP gave me a mental picture I was not hoping for this early in the am. Thanks.
You're stupid, the second it gets in your mouth, the flame will go out. You may as well stick a knife down there, instead.
wheres this from lakeland? lol
10:34 it (because it isnt human and has no gender) isn't a he/she actually, but I totally agree with the sentiment.
love how these fail texts get accepted. bullshit and no one cares.
I don't know whether to feel proud or ashamed that Perez Hilton is Cuban and so am I.... I'm leaning towards 'ashamed'.
He may be the ugliest he/she ever. He is such a douchebag. I would kill myself. I'd find someway to kill myself immediately. Maybe put the lit candles in my eyes.
If i saw Perez Hilton I think I would kill the retarded fuck.
i'm thinking this person wants to blow perez hence the candle down the throat
try it up your ass
why the fuck were you thinking of this anyway?
Seeing Mario naked would be hideous. I would ram the lit candle into my eyes to staunch the searing image.
9:42- for all you know, He could be a millionaire, doctor, lawyer, world class athlete, and have a perfect 10 for a wife but he "fails at life" cuz he doesn't know who perez Hilton is?