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  • 78 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:44am

    8:40; They said Perez Hilton, not Paris Hilton. So what the hell are you talking about?

  • 80 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:57pm

    And why the hell would thinking of him naked make you want to stick something down your throat!!?? Suck dick much???

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:37pm

    Why would u think about him naked anyways?

  • 84 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:40am

    why? She's kind of still young. She's thin with fake boobs so there wouldn't be a lot of saggy flesh or cellulite. She's a celeb and probably has a personaly trainer to keep her ass tight and stomach flat. She's a skank that I would touch with my worst enemy's dick, but seeing her naked would be just fine with me

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:38am

    Def not enough. Try gashing your eyes out

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:07pm

    Polk countyyy! Or should I say poke county.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:42am

    8:40 fails at life -- And OP gave me a mental picture I was not hoping for this early in the am. Thanks.

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:44pm

    wheres this from lakeland? lol

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:24pm

    You're stupid, the second it gets in your mouth, the flame will go out. You may as well stick a knife down there, instead.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:46pm

    I would have a pretzel

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:34am

    I don't know whether to feel proud or ashamed that Perez Hilton is Cuban and so am I.... I'm leaning towards 'ashamed'.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:46pm

    If i saw Perez Hilton I think I would kill the retarded fuck.

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:07am

    i'm thinking this person wants to blow perez hence the candle down the throat try it up your ass

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:41pm

    too bad the candle wouldnt stay lit. u would just choke. fun... -Supergirl. fuck anonymity

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:42am

    That is something that no ammount of self inflicted pain can make you un-see it...

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:34pm

    He may be the ugliest he/she ever. He is such a douchebag. I would kill myself. I'd find someway to kill myself immediately. Maybe put the lit candles in my eyes.

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:21am

    10:34 it (because it isnt human and has no gender) isn't a he/she actually, but I totally agree with the sentiment.

  • 72 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:35pm

    why the fuck were you thinking of this anyway?

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:52pm

    love how these fail texts get accepted. bullshit and no one cares.

  • 65 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:54am

    Seeing Mario naked would be hideous. I would ram the lit candle into my eyes to staunch the searing image.

  • 66 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:32pm

    9:42- for all you know, He could be a millionaire, doctor, lawyer, world class athlete, and have a perfect 10 for a wife but he "fails at life" cuz he doesn't know who perez Hilton is?