We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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