i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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