i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Come see our sink grown plant.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
