she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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