No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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