I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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