I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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