Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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