i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
