let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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