yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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