great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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