i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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