Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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