There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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