Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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