everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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