You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I party with great urgency now.
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