The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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