He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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