O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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