WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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