ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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