Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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