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Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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