so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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