I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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