That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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