The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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