Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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