Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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