Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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