this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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