it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
its liver damage thursday
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