rhymes with "ouble enetration"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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