Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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