Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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