so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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