My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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