new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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