That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Randomize
